Q: Do you know how to make your wife scream when you're having sex?

A: Call her and tell her where you are and who you're with!!

I asked my wife the other night,why don't you tell me when you're having an orgasm? Because you're never around.she said. I don't get no respect......Rodney Dangerfield.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

LOLOLOL! Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell Mr. Lixy these ones!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

good one!

lakritze- That's a good one! Thanks!

LC & rabbit- Thanks! Glad you liked it.

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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Old age and treachery WILL overcome youth and enthusiasm.