08-24-2004, 06:07 AM
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^^ Olympic Sized Cramp ^^
Is the olympics putting a cramp in anyone else's sex life besides mine????? Good damn thing they only happen every 4 years cause this watching TV til the ass crack of dawn and not spending that time sexing me up is for the freakin birds. OK I feel better Of course I'd feel a hell of a lot better if I got some
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08-24-2004, 06:48 AM
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Tell him they repeat things all day. When you need your own pole vault, it has to be there!
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08-24-2004, 06:52 AM
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Sounds to me like you need to challenge him in the bedroom. Have your own olympics.
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08-24-2004, 07:15 AM
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And at least it's only two weeks every four years, unlike weekly football, hockey, baseball and Nascar marathons!
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08-24-2004, 08:32 AM
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Tell Mr. Lil you're more interested in the broad jump.
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08-24-2004, 09:08 AM
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broad jump would work.... or the pole vault... co-ed freestyle wrestling? (hey, the women are wrestling this year...) (muff) diving...
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08-24-2004, 09:19 AM
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I didn't realize this was the first year for women's wrestling. Co-ed wrestling would definitely be fun!
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08-24-2004, 09:26 AM
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What!!!!???? You can't watch the olympics while having sex?
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08-24-2004, 11:41 AM
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08-24-2004, 11:56 AM
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Tell Mr.Lil that you want to start training for the women's fencing tournament for 2008.
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08-24-2004, 01:09 PM
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Use the Olympics for your own purposes, Lil. Make bets .
I'm the Olympic obsessive in our house, and it works to get me into bed. Course, it helps that it's a little nearer my time zone. Bejing in going to be brutal!
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08-24-2004, 01:19 PM
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I feel your pain Lilith... Now let me feel something else and you WILL feel a lot better... :bsex:
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