"There is no spoon." - Neo, the matrix

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

Well if we're on the Matrix...

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses." - the Architect, The Matrix Reloaded

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

"Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!"---Harley Davidson & the
Marlboro Man. Also my signature! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

--Dirty Harry

Just seen again-Not exact quote!
Just cause you've got feathers,sticking out of your ass,doesn't mean you're
a chicken!---Brad Pitt---Fight Club. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

"will you please stop shooting at the thermonclear weapons"

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

twas...soap...poisoning!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and Shit, and Jack left town."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Were not just going to shoot the bastards, were going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks."

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

"Sub zero and scorpion, deadliest of enemies but slaves under my power." - Shang Tsung mortal kombat.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

"Never fear Smith is here." - Lost in space

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

This is not from a movie but the old Quincy show.

Quincy says on the phone, "You mean if he had gone to the hospital instead of to a hooker. he'd still be alive?

"I want him dead!! His familiy dead!!! His house burned to the ground!!! I wanna piss on his ashes!!

"I should have broken your thumb!"

Get away from her you bitch!!!

"I sense something, something I havn't felt since....

Say hello to my little friend!!!!

Hasta la vista baby!!!

My name is maximus desimus meridius , husband to a murdered wife and father to a murdered son and i will have my vengence.

"You didn't think it was gonna be easy did you? Yeah for a second there I thought it was. Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.

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horny guy