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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!


Hmmmm, sort of wonder if it really does smell like what they claim?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Who's gonna order it and find out?

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Scratch and sniff?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

What would happen if we bottled this? I am sure it would be a hit! ROFLMAO

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

hmmmmmm......

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Think of the possibilities.

VULVA flakes for breakfast.

VULVA shakes with popcorn at the cinema.

VULVA scented MACE, for when you really want to confuse them.

More?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Nothing like the scent of a woman!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I love the concept. It's fantastic!! I'll bet it's better than

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

There goes another idea I let slip away!

I'm an inventor at heart...but always too late!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

It's time to come up with something different.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Oh great! There goes another multimillion dollar concept of mine! I suppose they're going to be developing the sports drink next.


Can you imagine what a wonderful job it would be to collect it for bottling?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.