Peter: "Where the hell am I gonna get 50,000 bucks?"

Quagmire: "You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks at 50 bucks each... or 50 really fat chicks at 1,000 bucks each. ...What? Why're you lookin' at me like that? Fat chicks need love, too... but they gotta pay for it."

"Mom, I'm afraid the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and gimme a vascectomy." -Chris

Tick's Brain: Tick, this is your mind speaking.
Tick: Oh! Hello.
Tick's Brain: Sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. ---"The Tick"

there ya cartoon-spewin bastahd!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

"I can't sleep"
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
"At nighttime, the world always seems so big and scary, and I always seem so small."
"I wish I could fall asleep, so it would be morning."
-Calvin and Hobbes

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*grin and headshake* jackass...


Zorak: "Yeah, he'll probably tear yer arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

"There are only so many times I can say sorry and still mean it." --Homer Simpson


it's true ya know....after a few times you figure you aren't gonna make a difference if you say it a hundred times.

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."