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Old 02-26-2005, 02:13 PM
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Talking Daddy How Was I Born?

DADDY HOW WAS I BORN?

DAD'S ANSWER:
" Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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Old 02-26-2005, 02:33 PM
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LMAO... I love it!!
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Old 02-26-2005, 02:55 PM
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awwww cute! i love it too!
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Old 02-26-2005, 06:55 PM
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Old 02-26-2005, 07:19 PM
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That's cute!!!!!!!
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Old 02-26-2005, 08:19 PM
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Old 02-26-2005, 08:29 PM
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*LOL*...how cute
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Too Funny!!!!!!
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