10-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
Posts: 972
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Baby, a new toy for kitty
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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10-22-2008, 07:27 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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10-22-2008, 08:07 PM
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Call me FWM :)
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Across the pond
Posts: 3,024
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LMAO
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10-22-2008, 10:05 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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There is something deeply disturbing yet hilarious about that.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-24-2008, 08:59 AM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Ouch!
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10-25-2008, 09:27 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,565
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lol
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10-27-2008, 07:52 AM
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1 of 8,111,103,258
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 41.36N-81.32W
Posts: 21,482
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I guess two pussies are not always more fun than one.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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10-30-2008, 09:29 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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11-17-2008, 10:40 AM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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lmao!................ but ouchieeee!!
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12-23-2008, 10:34 PM
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Rebel Without A Cause
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Dixie/Virginia
Posts: 215
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Funny.
Haha. That was a great video. They need more commercials like that here.
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Slave To The Metal!
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01-04-2009, 08:54 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 51
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And that is why the cats are locked out of the bedroom when the wife and I get frisky
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