Saw this article from the New York Times and thought it was a good one ...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/29/s...no_interstitial

Thank heavens! The whole time we were at PAGAN I was worried I would get sucked into a wormhole.

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For myself, I was afraid the ice in my drink would melt.

Oh, wait a minute ... it did.

The entire south is a worm hole. As for the global warming and melting polar ice caps. It took a major asteroid to put the planet as it is, after a giant sand cloud that blocked out the sun. Now I may be wrong, but what's to say that the Earth is changing because of us and not just going back to what it was millions of years ago? Did the "we have doctorates and years of theoretical studies" scientists ever think of that one? The only reason the Earth sustains us is because of that one huge cataclysmic event. I'd say that planet has finally decided that we've given it enough plastic and is going to start eradicating us over the next several centuries. Doesn't make a difference to me, I'll be dead and buried and rotted into dirt long before the human race is extinguished by the natural environment. Then again........I could be wrong.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

yeah and the preserve it for your kids argument doesn't work on him...... but at 21 I didn't want kids either.

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-Ain't we just.

I was worried I'd be wormed into a suck-hole.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

worried? or hoping???

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It certainly wasn't killer sharks you were worried about. It's been years since we had a shark attack

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

What were all those fins circling the General Jackson??

Those weren't fins, that was the pointy little heads of the people stoopid enough to swim in the Cumberland River

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.