08-22-2008, 01:11 PM
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Manwhore
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Didn't know about this rule...
...until now.
Ever put this rule into action? Care to share the outcome?
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08-22-2008, 01:19 PM
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Turn it up!
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Evidently that rule does not apply to spouses.
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08-27-2008, 05:43 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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I think the rule is sequestered in an obscured printing of the 69th rendition of "The Emily Post Kama Sutra" for Acquaintances and Acquisitions - Response to Repose.
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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08-27-2008, 07:24 PM
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Insatiable
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LOL...sure, I've put that rule into play...successfully...many times!
good one!
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08-27-2008, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by citrus
I think the rule is sequestered in an obscured printing of the 69th rendition of "The Emily Post Kama Sutra" for Acquaintances and Acquisitions - Response to Repose.
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Do you know how many good lines are in that one sentence? LOL
Good one Citrus
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08-28-2008, 02:08 AM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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TY PF!
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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08-28-2008, 06:20 AM
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Registered User
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I had to read it three times to be sure I had the thing straight.
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08-28-2008, 06:42 PM
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arOusal art!st!
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I think I like this rule.
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08-29-2008, 06:58 AM
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Freeze!
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At the risk of sounding stupid,,,,,what is crisco?
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08-29-2008, 09:19 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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It's a shortening agent, *usually* used in cooking.
I'll leave it to your twisted imagination as to how the cartoon characters would use it.
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08-29-2008, 11:26 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Well, technically it's a brand of shortening, but they also make vegetable oil.
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08-29-2008, 12:11 PM
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Booger Lama
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08-29-2008, 03:01 PM
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watchin you wiggle
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Thanks To The.........................
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08-29-2008, 10:52 PM
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Turn it up!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Vieth
At the risk of sounding stupid,,,,,what is crisco?
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No more stupid than one of U.S. asking "what is Vegamite?"
Crisco is almost generic in the States for veg. shortening, kind of like how Coke is nearly generic for soft drink...
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