I had a camera with me...


I was at Walmart today and walked down a main aisle where I noticed a display of Axe body spray. I turned down a side aisle and then heard a very loud whooshing sound that made me turn around quickly. I saw this can of Axe propelling itself across the store floor shooting its aerosol stink behind it, at an alarming rate of speed. Behind it was a young man chasing it. Right up until the time he hit the vapor trail of slick stench on the floor and totally wiped out. *stifle giggle* He was not hurt and immediately jumped up to continue chasing the can which had now shot under the shelves and was 3 or four aisles away. I did not laugh.










Until Mr. Lil came from having watched it on another aisle from a different angle and he just smiled at me. I fucking lost it. Then choked on all the Axe vapor. Serves me right!

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Saw an article in the paper recently that said people w/teen boys know they come in two varieties: they either reek of what could only be described as "Eau de Boy," or they're marinated in Axe. I've had one of both; jury's still out on which is more offensive.

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Say it ain't so, Lil.

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We have two high schools near my store that fill up with these Axe smelling boys every afternoon. I always have a headache by the time they are gone.

Worse than the boys are the church ladies on Sunday. Sheesh, God is not going to forgive you because you smell good!

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