: Women drivers




This morning on the 401,

I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 115 kph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel, !

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.


Damn women drivers

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

ROFLMAO

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

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OMG A thread titled [Woman Drivers!!!], started by Irish, with a last post from Sharni.


You know I could wait to read this!!! LMAO

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I was NOT driving that fast and it's NOT a Cadillac lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

lol...good one!

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

cute.......

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~Tainted Love~

That's a Canadian forward - the 401 highway and kilometres . . .

and it's soooooo Toronto!

LOL, Irish.

Too funny!

LOL - very cute!!

TRUE STORY!!!!! Would you believe a couple of year ago while watching a dumb tv show about a guy who set up an easel and oil paints in his car so he could paint while driving? I got so discusted I reached up to turn the channel and nearly broadsided a semi.......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

We live on a hill(grade)on Rt 125.A few years ago,I was driving
(north)to Rochester.NH.A woman,was driving,up the hill(south),&
was putting lipstick,on with one hand & brushing her hair,with the
other.She must have been steering with her knees! Irish
P.S.I have 2 friends,that race motorcycles,on dirt & ice,with studded tires.They are VERY good riders.They will not ride,on the
street!They say that it is TOO dangerous,with all of the crazy
drivers!TRUE STORY!!!! Irish
P.S.I have been hospitalised,(approx)8 times,in the last 10 yrs!
I have NEVER had a chargable accident.The last time,they pronounced me dead,at Frisby Hospital,in Roch.Obviously,I didn't
die.My wife hired a private ambulance($300)& had me sent to
Maine Medical Center.I have been riding,for over 45yrs.Imagine
someone without experience!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I live on top of a hill too Irish.....mines a bloody doosy *LOL*

How many have heard of semi's jack knifing on the way UP the hill ....happens often here

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Must have something to do with being down-under.
Is it momentum or gravity that doesn’t work down there?

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