What the heck do you do if you have a raging need to get off but cant even take the time to make a quicky trip to the bathroom???

I am chewing gum like a bitch let me tell you!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

thats when you get your SO to give you a BJ while you are busy working or doing whatever it is thats keeping you busy

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If it feels good do it and fuck what anyone else says.

That would be soooooooooooooo good if that were to happen, but it doesn't, so I just suffer through it till I am able to relieve my self, if it gets to that point, or just wait till the wife is in the mood for it.

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
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Hey! I perv at Pixies all day long with two little ones roaming around. Worst of all, my five-year old is now trying to lean over and read my emails and PMs. Yikes! That being said, I can't even *think* about trying for relief when they're here.

Sooooo....I'm more with Cobalt--suffer through things until the first possible, available moment. What, kids? You want to go play at the neighbors? SURE.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Can't you you just lock the door? TGhat is what I do when kids around.

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"You should always look on the bright side of life, always look on the bright side of life"

I would, cbsnlek, only I don't really want a visit from the Department of Human Services. I have *little* ones.


Ah, but I wish...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I'm 59 & have always found a way to have an orgasm!Where there is a will,there's a way!They make doors for things like that!
Even when our kids were little,there's always a way.If you can't find one,you don't want one very much!if you had to go to the bathroom,Would you Piss your pants? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Ahh, I see. BTW its Lars, I'll update profile soon. If you keep voice down it should work unless U need a lot of time. Anyway, at five I doubt he/she would know what the sounds were about. Maybe a bit woried bout what's happening.

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"You should always look on the bright side of life, always look on the bright side of life"

…SUFFER through?

What am I missing (that I DON’T want)? I ENJOY feeling horny. Normally within 12 hours SOMETHING will present the opportunity to “end” the feeling (which is very nice ), but just as making love….. the trip is as wonderful as the destination. It let’s my mind just wonder around in beautiful pastures. I like it.




[I guess it’s part of the OLD bull again]

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What the heck, Im happy I do not need to think about that. No one here so I am all alone (for the moment).

Just hope I meet someone tonight for a bit of fun. Who knows whats around the corner.

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"You should always look on the bright side of life, always look on the bright side of life"

Anyway lassies, Im of line til 2morow. C U then. Enjoy

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"You should always look on the bright side of life, always look on the bright side of life"

I wait til the lil one is down for a nap and find one way or another to releive myself...

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I just squeeze my thighs together, really, really, really tight and wriggle about a bit

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Oh Skip... care to share what got you so stimulated? Or should we begin to try to guess... LOL