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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Cheyanne,

I could have used one of those a couple of days ago!

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Eudaimonia

I know that in some cases this isn't a laughing matter as well as highly embarassing. I have had some medications that have caused this to happen...

I think it is pretty inventive and the marketing of this product is too funny!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

"Clear the air, not the room"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

We could use some of those at my house *ahem*. I wonder though, how disgusting would they be on a really hot day? How can you tell when they're "full"? Nevermind, I don't need to know.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~