I have just had a terrible shaving accident in a most delicate area Some how I don't think a band-aid is appropriate. Any better ideas????????


Thinking I need to staff the dungeon with a barber 24/7











Yes this is a shameless effort to get someone to offer to kiss my boo-boo:lust:

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Ouch!! I feel your pain Lilith..have done that myself. Try the liquid bandaid...that stuff is great. Will keep unwanted bacteria out.

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ohhhhh don't say bacteria....I assure you it's so clean you could eat it......er I mean off of it

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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I think you meant the former

Oooh... oohh... pick me, pick me... over here!!!! :fly:

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Been there.. done that...

What really works is seman... truly. Will make it feel better. and it will heal faster....

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try witch hazel or aloe vera from the plant. and i would off it if it was offered

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

SSSMMMOOOCCCHHH!!!!
Hope that helps

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Steph~ they say there are no accidents

MilkToast~ it needs a lot of kisses

cheyanne ~ I like the way you think

grotochp~ ouch witch hazel!!!!!see Cheyanne's suggestion

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

TY Bardog~ that will get you out of that doghouse and back into bed!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lilith, don't think i can be much help to you except to say:









I'm Sorry you got a boo boo!!!

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s'ok horseman12~ this too shall pass

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

ouchie, ouchie kiss kiss

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I suggest lots of bedrest with plenty of tender loving care.

<-----ready to make a house call with his "first aid kit"!