http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

For laughs and giggles

(just in time for our Pixie couple that * keeps fingers crossed and knocks on wood * may be expanding! )

oh and if it says that you aren't pregnant, take the test again...then you usually are , LMAO!!

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, lizz! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

It's A Boy!

lizz, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

His name is Cameron Jonathan Herman and he was born on Dec 25 2006 at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersberg PA

his god parents are Elmira R. Fastidious and Gordon D. Reprobate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

LMAO - it told me I was preggers straight away!

And it's a girl, apparently!

And, I'll break it to you gently Lizz...PeeWee is the daddy of mine too! LOL

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Congratulations, Natalie! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

Natalie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 16 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is ........Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

They even have a name picked out....Brayden Kyle Fabio born on 12/25/2006.

And you want to know the funny part about all this??

I just had a hysterectomy.

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I was "not pregnant" twice...then I got

A girl!

And the father?

THE POPE!
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I am preggers too!!! It's a boy - 13lbs and 1oz - holy crap!!!!

The daddy is the neighbour kid (He does seem right about my age.... )

Booger, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

WOW this is news to me

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whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

lilith, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?



This is hilarious cause honorable son #1 was a gigantic baby and the mailman used to park his car outside my house to walk his route and the joke has always been that he's the father.

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I'm pregnant! OMG /faints
A girl? 12 lbs?????/
oh but I had sex with that hunky pool guy???
Aw, her name will be Stephanie Kylie Poolguy born on Christmas. Awww

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~Tainted Love~

Fabio knocked me up!

But damn do we make cute babies!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The Daddy Is . . . Bill Clinton

It's A Boy!

Steph, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Congratulations, Johnda! You're "with child".
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

That's so wrong!!! lmao

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It's A Boy!

Bonnie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .PeeWee Herman (ewwwwwwwww!)

Name: Luke Cameron Herman!

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It's a Girl!!

Bill O'Reilly and I would like to introduce our beautiful daughter, Sophia Emma

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