...until now.




Ever put this rule into action? Care to share the outcome?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Evidently that rule does not apply to spouses.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I think the rule is sequestered in an obscured printing of the 69th rendition of "The Emily Post Kama Sutra" for Acquaintances and Acquisitions - Response to Repose.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

LOL...sure, I've put that rule into play...successfully...many times!



good one!

Do you know how many good lines are in that one sentence? LOL








Good one Citrus

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TY PF!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I had to read it three times to be sure I had the thing straight.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I think I like this rule.

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At the risk of sounding stupid,,,,,what is crisco?

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

It's a shortening agent, *usually* used in cooking.

I'll leave it to your twisted imagination as to how the cartoon characters would use it.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Well, technically it's a brand of shortening, but they also make vegetable oil.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

.........................BOOGER LAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





great video !!!! .................ok now what????? guess i should look for some crisco.......

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sexy horny women fan...... :

No more stupid than one of U.S. asking "what is Vegamite?"

Crisco is almost generic in the States for veg. shortening, kind of like how Coke is nearly generic for soft drink...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.