Please let me just say......




HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH!


So what do you call it when you play all by yourself?

http://www.masturbationlist.com/longlist.shtml

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

OMG
"Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork"

too funny!!!

Yippee.......Happy Masterbating to all and to all a good cum!

I was afraid this was gonna be the start of another sing-along...


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Rosie Palms & the 5 Blister Sisters...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

i just submitted "siphon the python".... how could they not have that?

I just celebrated!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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i think i will celibrate very shortly... maybe i should check out the picture or storie threads!!

I celebrated this afternoon when I was suppose to be taking a little nap after some very vigorous playtime and thoughts of it just wouldn't leave my head until I did something about it.

Oh I call it Playing with myself, very orginal.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Diddling each day keeps the blues away.




You know, seriously, not sure that I ever use and cute expressions like those. Rubbing myself or making it happen are probably my most likely expressions.

When I rubbed one out last night, I didn't realize I was celebrating until I saw the fireworks.

What I call it usually depends on the context. "Rubbing one out" doesn't sound very sexy, but it's humorous. "Jerking off" is more graphic, so that one gets used in the heat of passion, ie: I love jerking off onto your tits. And "Touch myself" is sexy in a coy way.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I definitely have 'Amanda time' all the time

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

I'm celebrating right now.

What won't they think of next? I had no idea there was such a celebration. Does this mean mom lied to me about the glasses thing?

Milking the Viper
Clubbing the Seal

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.