Ok, the erection thread got me to thinking about all you one handed pervs out there...

Just how many times do you sexually charged creatures get yourself off???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

oh my.... not nearly as much as I should... but as of late... once a day seems to be working well....

good question (as if you didn't know my answer). LOL

I figured you for a 3-4 timer actually

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

LOL.. I can't be online 24/7... or else that would be the case...

tho I do feel a double header (or is that hitter) coming on for today... ROFL

well i "handle" myself at LEAST once a day, but there are probably more days that i get two or three than there are days that i only do it once

As of late I seem to be inspired, must be something in the water

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Or Spring is in the air . . .

I wanted to today but I was holding off until tonight to ravish my guy (can I write anything tonight that's not cheesy?) I did yesterday, too, which is higher than average for me.

I've been very stressed lately with classes ending, projects coming due, packing/moving out, and finals approaching, so it has been about twice a day lately...but then I feel I'll probably go back to my normal few times a week and that'll be it...

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Not gonna tell you! *raspberries*

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Many things are lost for want of asking.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.