Was just thinking about this earlier in talking with a friend.

If you cannot get sex and you are not online...What do you do as a replacement???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Read erotica!

Masturbate...listening to a few recordings I have

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Think erotic thoughts or read ... and masturbate.

Probably good for us to have to "rough it" some times.

I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Yeah and I cover my tented boxers with a Yarmukle and sing gospel songs...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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Well, I have yet to say no to a banana and my bullet.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Skip, Honey...hate to be the bearer of bad news... but your putting the Yarmukle on the wrong head

write or read erotica or maybe bubblebath with thoughts of a recent close encounter. If that isn't workin for me, I can never test the batteries on my favorite toys often enough

Seems we're all on the same pages here.

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"When I'm good I'm very, very good~but when I'm bad, I'm perfect."

Ummm...why do I find that hard to believe??


I sleep..lol.

If it is first thing in the morning, take a shower with Mr Hand.

Otherwise, chew gum and play golf....


rabbit

Just do the usual...masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.

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Communication is the key.

Call tech support

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

will they clean my line

Let my mind work overtime in fantasyland..

Read or write a new story....

Cell phones are fun toys too.. for an erotic call....

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Life is intensely passionate