I'm just curious to know, has sex or masturbation ever gone wrong for anyone here? I've read some pretty weird stories on the web, one where a guy once jerked off with a lightbulb wedged up his ass, and the lightbulb smashed in his ass, leaving him to struggle to get bits of glass out.

LOL.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

I'm not that damn stupid!!!!! LOL

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*Panics*

Neither am I, neither am I. AHH!

Just wanted to make that clear.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

I once ended up in the hospital after sex. It was sooooooooo embarrassing To make matters worse it was a millitary hospital.

Ladies you know how when you orgasm you get those delicious spasms...what if you tightened and did not let go, at all, for hours. OUCH!!!!!!! They shot me up with some muscle relaxant and I was much better. That was like 15 years ago and hasn't *knock on wood* happened again

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LOL, by "knock on wood" you mean the UK's saying, "touchwood", right Lilith?

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

must be but in the US if you are "touching wood" it means something entirely different

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What was the question.....and who's wood are we touching? LOL!

Never had anything go awry in either category....*knock on wood*!

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Damn I hope you married that guy!!!!!!! Never found one that could do that to me!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

LOL. Perhaps he was something to do with the military, if she ended up in a military hospital.

On a serious note Lilith, why was it a military hospital?

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

It was Mr. Lil and he was in the millitary which means by default so was I.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I almost ended up in the emergency room on my honeymoon. Mr. IAKG and I were playing with strawberries...and the first one got stuck. He couldn't get it out.

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ROFL... I can just see you explaining to the doctor what occurred.. and begging him to make it stop.. LOL

IAKG... another example as to why I have never been brave enough to allow small forgein objects within...

I take it you did get it out then, if you say you "nearly" ended up in the emergency room?

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

LOL. Jenna, it wasn't *that* small--a rather large strawberry, in fact. And yes, it *did* come out--after I practiced some childbirthing skills I never needed after that.

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