This is on a website regarding cellphones and the business. but this was so funny i had to post it. .....

y coworker used to work for this One Cellular company and one of his customers wanted to cancel five lines of service after only 2 months (at $20/line/month: total $2200) if they wouldn't insurance replace his Nokia 6100 because of the moisture damage it suffered.

As most of us know, that phone's vibration is quite strong, which is one feature he wanted when he bought it. Turns out that the strong vibration wasn't being used for call notification in a falirly loud environment or for during meetings. At least not business meetings. He was using it as a sex toy on, or rather IN his wife, and he wants it replaced because it did not vibrate like it had before.

the story came out because there was some moisture in the keys, and the customer had said it was never in or near water or rain.

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You gotta pay to play... LOL

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Would have never thought to use my phone for that.

Anyone ever see that episode of the Drew Carey Show when she was sitting in the chair continuously paging herself?

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Apparently very popular in Japan, where it would be bad face to be sprung buying sex toys.

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I hate to be a fuddy duddy and all but my first thoughts when reading this are Urban Legend.

1. Most women use their vibrators on their clit. And while most new cell phones are small enough to fit inside a vagina they are still bulky enough to be uncomfortable if just stuck in the crotch of a pair of panties I imagine.

2. Ok, but let's say she does get off on internal vibrations. Why wouldn't you try to protect your $2200 monthly expenditure and put the phones in condoms (non-lubricated) before inserting them in your partner.

3. Speaking of cost, what kind of moron lays out $2200 a month on a sex toy?

4. As sex toys cell phones would be pretty pathetic. They only vibrate so long before going to voice mail. I don't know if you've ever stopped stimulating a person just before they're about to orgasm but it can be very frustrating. Imagine having to repeatedly call and be sent to voice mail while just on the brink of orgasm.

thats probably why he had 5 lines

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$100/month, 5 lines at $20 each.

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