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Coffee Comes In Sizes A, B, DD

LAS VEGAS -- A Las Vegas coffeehouse is giving new meaning to the term "steamy beverage."



If an extra shot of espresso isn't enough to wake you up, maybe the lingerie-clad wait staff at Sexxpresso will do the job.

There are no grandes or ventis at this cafe, only sizes A, B and DD.

Coffee "is the hot product of the century right now, and nobody's doing it right," said one of Sexxpresso's owners, Dennis Morrison. "If you're going to have hot coffee, it's got to be hot."

Sexxpresso owners said they don't mind if employees chat with customers, as long as people are buying beverages.

So far, the reviews have been positive.

The owners said they're not out to offend anyone, just to offer an alternative.

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I wonder how good the coffe tastes ...



... or if I would notice.

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I wonder how much they charge for the view ... er ... coffee?

But...I hate coffee.

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