This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day.
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Breakfast_
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
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Lunch_
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

_Afternoon Tea_
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

_ Dinner_
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

_Late Night Snack_
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



Remember: Stressed spelled backward is "desserts".


*HAPPY STRESS RELIEF*

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I like that ... except what about brunch?

5 Coronas.

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Eudaimonia

Bon appetit

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus