Ever one has at one time or another played a practial joke,teased,or picked on your S/O just to keep things interesting . so what have you done to your S/O or had done to you? Early this year we were way behind at work and had to work 12 to 14 hrs. a day.Came home one nite and just fell in bed asleep. Woke up the next day with a raging hardon,stumbled to the bathroom,whipped it out AAAHHHH! She had painted it like a barbers pole! With very few stalls at work try explaning that one. What have you done?

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OMG that's too funny!


Well, One of my ex's got drunk and passed out on the couch.
I put barrettes in his hair and eyeshadow, mascara, and lipstick on him while he was asleep. The propane man woke him up when he came to deliver our propane. He went out and paid for it and came back and said "the propane man sure was lookin at me funny and he hardly spoke a word". I couldn't hold it any longer! I laughed til I cried! No, he still hasn't forgiven me for that one.

Nope you don't get drunk and pass out at my house.

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I met my wife while working at a restaurant...she was my boss. Knowing she opened each day, I snuck into the place after closing and wrapped the telephone up in a HUGE ball of aluminum foil. I then went home and called the number. The phone rang all night long, and was still ringing when she walked in the next morning. She ran to the office, assuming it was something important, and VOILA!!! Sealed for freshness!

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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That is too funny CGT!!!! Did that to, but also painted fingernails and toenails.. LMAO and then took pictures! Had to keep leaving the room 'cause I was laughing so hard - didn't want to wake him up!

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OMG! I followed that ^^^ avatar here just to find out Steph has bitten another.

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Isn't it fun?

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I'm innocent!

I actually don't know what you're talking about.

ROFL ...... Oh my, I've been missing out all these years as a single person .... the term barber pole from this day forward will likely make me burst out laughing ..... thanks!!!!

We do have an interesting marriage. I have gone to work with mascara,glitter fingernails, and colored mustache I learnd pretty quick to look in the mirror before leaving

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My mom hand painted roses on the back of my dad's skivvies and packed only them in his bag for the firestation.

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