> >
> > A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> > physical exam.
> > After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the
> > doctor
> > said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
> > problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
> > "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
> > "Well, you have no nipples."
> > "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
> > "That is amazing," said the doctor."I'd like to write this up for The
> > South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
> > She said, "OK."
> > "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
> > She answered, "Approximately 500."
> > "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
> > Running Doe replied, "We're called .."
> >
> > (are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> > (I hate to do this to you)
> >
> >
> > The Indiannippleless Five Hundred

__________________
Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

*hears the faint sound of a rimshot in the background*

__________________
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

dreamgurl---That is so CORNY,that I'm not even sure that it deserves a
rimshot! Irish

__________________
Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish that was so lame.

__________________
Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

*groans* hehe

__________________
Xs and Os,
Kristin

Irish we may have to hurt you.

__________________
"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

*does the pee-pee dance across the room from laughing so hard*

Irish,

Where do you GET these things? And why aren't they illegal? That's a killer!

I'll use it at work today!

__________________
Eudaimonia

jseal---MOST of the things that I post,are e-mailed to me,by my uncle(Retired
Marine Officer)from Conn.He is my fathers(deceased) sisters husband.He's in his '80s now but has always,been very funny & wise! Irish

__________________
Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Daddy, make the bad man stop
:bang:

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oh god.....that STANK! High praise for a pun, but OUCH.

(And Scotz's reply had me laughing out loud all over again)