07-26-2007, 03:26 AM
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Just me.
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Definitions NOT in the Dictionary
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines.
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07-26-2007, 04:35 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Oh so true!
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07-26-2007, 04:43 AM
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I'm an adult, I suspect, at least physically.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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07-26-2007, 07:47 AM
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Leo was right
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Gotta say, the definition of a chicken got me to think.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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07-26-2007, 07:53 AM
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Yessir!
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Eudaimonia
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07-26-2007, 07:59 AM
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PANTIES
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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