Ok i just had the experience last night of walking in on my dad while he was in the computer room looking at porn. I pretended not to notice as he quickly shut down the media player. Now i was wondering if anybody else has had similar walk ins on their kids or parents and how you delt with it, or if you were walked in on while watching porn masterbating or having sex. I think my dad knows about my magazines and knows that i masterbate.
Oh advice to parents out there if you are going to have a fuck fest please i repeat please close the air vents your children do not want to want to hear it, well maybe some do. Just a tip.

Oh and when your parents say clean your room or we'll clean it for you, for goodness sakes clean the fucking room!
Pardon my language

Come on post don't be shy

Please
pretty please

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by some sweet-ass, Buddha-blessed miracle, i've never bore witness to such an affront to nature. gyugh... *shudder* i'm gonna take a shower now... with gasoline and a match.

sorry I was born from immaculate conception

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ROFL... too damn funny.

I have never been caught.. nor have I caught my parents (There is a God!!) LOL

I can't imagine either scenerio being at all pleasant.. YIKES...

Been caught once...was going at it full throttle to an MPEG I found when I still had WebTv. Mom walked in to check on me (yes it's been a while ago) there I was. Dick in hand, breathing heavy...lol...She never said a word and knocked before entering after that..lol.

Never been caught, but taught the kids early, if the door's shut,

knock and wait.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

i was caught many a time when i was too young to even know what it was that i was doing....just that it felt good

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LMAO, well with the 1st marriage, it seemed to be the theme. Might be easier to tell you who DIDN"T walk in and catch us than to tell you who did in his family. But in the last 3 or 4 years it has been a totally different story, but then it is a totally different s/o as well. A few close calls with this one but so far so good. LOL
And I never ever saw the parents. LOL, and was lucky enough to have a bedroom at the other end of the house, so never heard them as well.