06-03-2004, 12:56 PM
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Gender smartness!
Sent: Thursday, June 03, 2004 12:32 PM
Subject: FW: Train Ticket
> Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
> At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
> women buy just one ticket.
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> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
> of the men.
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> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
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> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
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> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
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> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
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> The conductor takes it and moves on.
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> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,after the
> game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
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> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but
> see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
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> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.
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> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
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> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
> and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
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> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
> and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
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> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
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> I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!!
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06-03-2004, 01:28 PM
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LMAO....
Thanx Irish i needed a laugh
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06-03-2004, 02:40 PM
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Too funny!!!Thanks Irish!
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06-03-2004, 10:52 PM
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Hey...for your information...I had another ticket in my back pocket!!....LMAO
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06-03-2004, 10:55 PM
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06-05-2004, 02:36 AM
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It wasn't me!!!
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lol
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06-05-2004, 04:10 AM
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Just me.
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LMAO, Irish. That's terrific.
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06-05-2004, 05:05 AM
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LOL Good one!
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