10-01-2008, 10:52 PM
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Booger Lama
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New Candidate
Have you seen the new Candidate has popped up in the last few weeks.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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10-01-2008, 11:16 PM
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Turn it up!
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LOL...
We could do worse (and probably have)...
(actually, I first saw this when a friend's daughter put his name in...still lol at the "babe" with the tramp stamp)
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10-02-2008, 12:04 AM
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Life can't be THAT bad. I didn't think you would sink low enough to get into politics.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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10-02-2008, 03:33 AM
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Registered User
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Very clever.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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10-02-2008, 04:34 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Soooooooooooooo what's your platform?
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10-02-2008, 08:11 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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I'm running for president! Vote for me, I won't screw you as hard as the other three. I'm running for president so that I can take over the world and keep you all drunk, high, and oblivious to what's really going on with the government. Then I'm going to eradicate freedom of religion (don't worry I won't destroy faith in God(s) ). Once everything is fixed and I'm rich beyond belief I'm going to retire and watch the cameras as you tear the world apart. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-02-2008, 08:50 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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Ya got my vote Boog!
(just remember us "little" people ok?)
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10-02-2008, 11:28 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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I'm Behind ya Booger
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10-02-2008, 08:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
I'm running for president! Vote for me, I won't screw you as hard as the other three. I'm running for president so that I can take over the world and keep you all drunk, high, and oblivious to what's really going on with the government. Then I'm going to eradicate freedom of religion (don't worry I won't destroy faith in God(s) ). Once everything is fixed and I'm rich beyond belief I'm going to retire and watch the cameras as you tear the world apart. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Don't you know THAT speech is not for the public. You can't tell voters what is under the paint on your platform you big dummy.
BTW- Which politician are you and what party are you with?
(could be any of them )
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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10-02-2008, 08:35 PM
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Turn it up!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Soooooooooooooo what's your platform?
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My guess it starts with Free Porn for everybody...
After that, anybody's guess...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-02-2008, 08:37 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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But PF, if I shock you with the truth you'll be stunned long enough for me to win. At which point it's too late to stop my dastardly plan. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-02-2008, 08:58 PM
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Turn it up!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
But PF, if I shock you with the truth you'll be stunned long enough for me to win. At which point it's too late to stop my dastardly plan. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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With honesty like that, you won't last 5 minutes in politics...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-02-2008, 09:36 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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But the best lie is half the truth.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-03-2008, 01:40 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Soooooooooooooo what's your platform?
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A Pixie in every house hold
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10-03-2008, 03:10 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarecrow
I'm Behind ya Booger
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i don't think he swings that way but i'm willing to watch
and i approve this message
yes, i am juvenile
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