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Old 01-12-2010, 03:36 PM
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Up the wazooo

I used to fantasize that I was in the band. When I tried to actually join the band they told me that since they had everything they needed, I could just play along on my Kazoo

They kicked me out of the band right away. Made me go solo!!!
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Old 01-12-2010, 09:33 PM
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That is both amazing and disturbing. Like a lot of things we post here.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:51 AM
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:52 PM
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Especially her since both of hers are free when she plays her kazoo.
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:48 PM
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I doubt Lawrence Welk would have featured her. I believe she would have created a groovy sound for Dr. Demento!!!!
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Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:55 PM
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A musical version of "Chatterbox"?
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:18 PM
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Sounds like the drive up loudspeakers at Jack-in-the-box
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Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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