Yeah, I stole this from another site, so sue me.

We have all been issued wands of polymorph, with unlimited charges. Use them to turn the person above you in this thread into a critter of your choice.

For example, to start...

I turn Lilith into a quivering hamster.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I turn gekkogecko into a Komodo dragon!

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Eudaimonia

I turn jseal into a rutting stag

(Will anyone notice?)

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Erotically yours... Gus

^ is turned into a sea anemone

Suck it up, filter feeder.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

^ is turned into a Caiman!

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Eudaimonia