08-06-2003, 10:54 PM
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Am I really here?
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: near Chicago
Posts: 3,025
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The official _____ of _____
Last time I went and bought an unscented Speed Stick anti-perspirant/deodorant, I noticed they now carry the following sticker:
"The official anti-perspirant of the NBA"
So, if you were an official ____ of ____, what would you be?
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08-07-2003, 01:56 AM
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registered lurker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,030
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I'd like to be ... The official inspirational toy of the AL. (watched the Yankees/Rangers game tonight ... yum)
Since that's not likely to happen, I'm stuck with:
The official Ninja Bitch of the Pixies Chatroom.
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08-07-2003, 03:21 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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"The official tester of Trojan condoms" might be a nice title.
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08-07-2003, 03:22 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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The official taster of Legolas!! 
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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08-07-2003, 09:13 AM
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Bouncy Bunny
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
Posts: 1,252
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The Offical Corrupter of Horny Men..  |
08-07-2003, 09:28 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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The official Bastard of Women everywhere.....damn already am
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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08-07-2003, 09:30 AM
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The Hired Muscle
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: down under
Posts: 74
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i guess i would be the offical hired muscle of the pixie
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work like you don't need the money.... love like you've never been hurt ....
dance like there is nobody watching ...
and fuck ... like your doing it on film
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08-07-2003, 09:37 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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Official Pixies instructor of the, um, performing arts
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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08-07-2003, 09:39 AM
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1 of 8,111,103,258
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 41.36N-81.32W
Posts: 21,485
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I’d be the OFFICIAL PANTIES of DRIPPY PIXIES. :lust:
This could be the first time I DIDN’T want the cotton crotch in the panties. I could BE the part that sucks up every sweet, sticky, yummy drop from our delightful ladies.
… did I mention that I have an oral tendency? 
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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08-07-2003, 12:22 PM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: England
Posts: 3,635
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I would be:
The official arse of Aqua's fantasies
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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"
M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !
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08-07-2003, 03:12 PM
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Wanting More
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 2,019
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The official intern in training of Pixies.
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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple
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08-07-2003, 05:21 PM
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Pixies Movie Buff
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 225
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The official mascot of masturbators everywhere
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I'm like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation.
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08-07-2003, 05:34 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 210
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The Official Corruptee of Horny Women.. |
08-07-2003, 06:10 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,108
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I thought I already was.
The official reptile of Pixie's Place.
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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08-07-2003, 08:30 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
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The offcal Man Whore of Chat
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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