> >
> >WHETHER YOU LIKE THE GUY OR NOT, THIS IS STILL GOOD FOOD FOR THOUGHT:
> Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964,
> >accepting all conditions of registering for the draft. Given Selective
>
> >Service Number 3 26 46 228.
> >
> >Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964. Bill Clinton
> >reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
> >Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.
> >Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the
> >military.
> >Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States
> Army
> >Reserves on August 07,1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes.
> >Bill Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.
> >Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of
>
> >Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.
> >Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as Bill Clinton's
> >enlistment in the Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and
> >Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a)
> >"registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction".
> >Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December
> 1,1969,
> >but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is
> >ENELIGIBLE!
> >Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice
> under
> >Public Law 90-40.
> >Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a
> fugitive
> >from justice.
> >Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.
> >Bill Clinton (FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON) ever to serve as
> >President. All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests,
> >public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not
> been
> >refuted by Clinton.
> >
> >After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and
> >injured 1,000; President Clinton promised that those responsible
> would
> >be hunted down and punished.
> >
> >After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S.
> >military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be
> hunted
> >down and punished.
> >
> >After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19
> and
> >injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those
> >responsible would be hunted down and punished.
> >
> >After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224
> and
> >injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted
> down
> >and punished.
> >
> >After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured
> 39
> >U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted
> down
> >and punished.
> >
> >Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in
> New
> >York and Washington, D.C. that are now dead would be alive today.
> >
> >AN INTERESTING QUESTION: This question was raised on a Philly radio
> call-in
> >show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are
> two
> >men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software
> and
> >gives billions of dollars to charity.
> >
> >The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why was it that the
>
> >Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over
> the
> >eight years in office, than Osama bin Laden?
> >
> >THINK ABOUT IT! It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8
> Million
> >for her
> >forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to
> be
> >written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to
> recall
> >anything about past events while under oath!
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I don't know how much of this is true,but my uncle in Conn., knows that I hate Bill Clinton & sent me this!If anyone wonders,
why our military,is so undermanned,read"Dereliction of Duty",it is
authored by Robert(Buzz)Patterson(Ret)Lt Col.USAF. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

You elected him democratically.

Twice.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

Vigil---THE COUNTRY elected him.I DIDN"T vote for him once!
Irish
P.S.In the last election,I voted for McCain,but he didn't win the
primary.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Firstly, I don't disagree with anyone's decision to avoid conscription.
Secondly, Bill Gates wasn't on the run. bin Laden was, and is. It's a lot easier to act against someone who isn't moving. Bill Gates didn't need to be 'chased down' in any sense, and so I'm not sure why that terminology was used, perhaps to try and draw a parallel between the two cases that doesn't really exist.
Thirdly, while Clinton's failure to find the aforementioned terrorists is definitely food for thought, he's certainly not the only one with deficiencies of this kind.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

well didn't like him either Irish but then bush isn't much better

http://www.awolbush.com/wherewasbush.asp

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

This is where we're putting the poliltical humor, right? The title definatetly fits these. Sorry if this isn't the right place...but these had me rolling.




Bumper Sticker ideas for the GOP for 2004:

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

BU__SH__!

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Tyrants in Midstream

Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Lies, videotape, but no sex!

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Don't think. Vote Bush!

Vote Bush: Remember, Ashcroft is watching

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

Bush/Cheney '04 It's simply God's Will

Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!

Vote Bush in '04 Or the Supreme Court will

Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"

Vote Bush in '04: Accept dictatorship or the terrorists
will have won.

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

http://www.curlydavid.com/tbig8.html

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Lilith,

I wonder what they are referring to? ...and why do they permit those sexually suggestive ads on the same page as our august leaders?

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Eudaimonia

Gentlefolk,

Pro or Con, William Jefferson Clinton certainly has a polarizing influence on the body politic!

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Eudaimonia

Booger---Wouldn't it be nice if we could vote for the person,
that we wanted instead of the one,that you think might be
better than the other? Irish
P.S.I can hardly remember,when I voted for what,I considered
,the LESSER of two evils!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)