06-18-2004, 05:26 PM
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Mother In Law
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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06-18-2004, 05:28 PM
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OMG....do you think if I took my MIL on vacation, I could count on that happening??????
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06-18-2004, 05:29 PM
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*giggles* cute joke. I needed a laugh.
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06-18-2004, 06:45 PM
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Sharni---I wish that you told me that would work,in 1965,when I
got married! Irish
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06-18-2004, 08:50 PM
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Huggable!
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lol -- good one!
thanks!!
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06-18-2004, 08:56 PM
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Carpe diem
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Sharni, Sharni, Sharni...you should be ASHAMED of yourself for telling that one!
lmao
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06-18-2004, 10:33 PM
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Thx for the laugh Sharni
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06-19-2004, 08:23 AM
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LMAO and then realizing I am a mother in law!
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06-19-2004, 08:55 AM
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ROFL I love it!
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06-21-2004, 05:10 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LOL! I like both my mother's in law (hubbies mom and step mom)...but this is funny anyway!
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06-21-2004, 10:07 AM
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Turn it up!
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Completely, utterly tasteless, & polically incorrect....
& I love it....
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06-21-2004, 10:18 AM
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What he said ^^
I happen to really like my mother in law, lol
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06-24-2004, 01:07 AM
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Never argue with Scotz.
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06-24-2004, 02:40 AM
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Hehehehe....I would have needed that tip if I'd married my ex - I couldn't stand his family!
Thankfully, my new Mum-in-law is fab - I love her and the rest of the family.
They're coming down to meet my family this weekend too! Eeek!
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06-24-2004, 03:24 PM
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I think we need a "rant about your obscure relatives" thread! Lol My mother in law is either my best friend or she hates me. She can't make up her mind apparently.
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