So here are a few quotes form actual conversations with people in the next few days.

[i]Succubus Kitty: You should be thankful that you have firends who are willing to listen to you, but are not going to let you wallow in self-loathing for too long before smacking you in the head.

Cunning Linguist: But why can't I have friends that wear different shades of lisptick and give me blow jobs regularly!
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Succubus Kitty: You go Cunning, and show that girl that a man can in fact lick a woman as good as her lesbian lover.
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Master Li: Yeah, I would say that the only time I don't think of women as sex objects is right after I masturbate.
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Jailbait1: Well a woman just knows what a woman wants. I have never had a man been able to make me cum yet.

Cunning Linguist: Yeah, most men don't know where the clitoris is, much less the g-spot.

Jailbait2: Most men can't even find the hole without help!
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DJ Pimptastic: This man here lives the lifestyle I want.

Cunning Linguist: What the vows of poverty and chastity are that great huh?

DJ Pimptastic: Yeah, life is so uncomplicated.
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DJ Pimptastic: This man here is truly god's gift to women, he defines the modern day pimp.

Cunning Linguist: Ummmm, I am really not. Besides I am just trying to eb friendly with my co-worker.

DJ Pimptastic: Just how friendly?

Jailbait1: Friendly enough to make me laugh, but not too much so my girlfriend won't get jealous.

Cunning Linguist: Besides she is only 17.

DJ Pimptastic: Well forget about what I said about him for now. Just wait a year and then you'll hit it!

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Feel free to add your own quotes form your friends.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Actually I don't think you should post private converstaions with people without their permission. Erodes trust.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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