Name That Christmas Tune


The following Christmas carols might hve been written by
government officials. Can you guess the original titles?

1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In
Their Belief

2. Embellish Interior Passageways

3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

4. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon
Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color

5. Soundless Nocturnal Period

6. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural

7. The Yuletide Occurance Preceding All Others

8. Precious Metal Musical Devices

9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic
Distinguished Males

10. Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage

11. Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend

12. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or
Plural By The First Person Plural

13. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize

14. Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too
Distant Future

15. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period
Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere

16. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement
Nocturnal Period

17. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In
Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem

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Answers:

1. O Come All Ye Faithful,

2. Deck The Halls,

3. The Little Drummer Boy,

4. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas,

5. Silent Night,

6. We Three Kings,

7. The First Noel,

8. Silver Bells,

9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,

10. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer,

11. Let It Snow,

12. We Wish You A Merry Christmas,

13. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing,

14. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town,

15. Walking In A Winter Wonderland,

16. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear,

17. O Little Town Of Bethlehem

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These are funny.I've got to make prints to pass out at the annual Christmas party.

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