Last night...Mr Lixy had a thought that took my head!

"The difference between Barry White and __________ (<---insert gansta rapper here) is...

Barry White had "ladies" in his life! The rappers today have BITCHES!

I just fainted when he said that!

Can you give me some life experience differences...(yesterday and today)?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Lixy I've been racking my brain on this one, cause I know there are lots, but I just can't think of them now. With my luck it will hit me right in the middle of work.

Well...this isn't a person but....

In the 80's men wore tight pants (especially jeans). Then I thought it was sexy. Now.....looking back at some of the old movies and such......those little bird legs encased in skin-tight cotton just don't seem very appealing anymore. Give me relaxed riders anyday.....It's more fun imagining what's underneath.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

now i'm not sayin' i ever did anything like this *cough cough*....but it seemed like back in my good old partying days, ppl got high and just had a good ol' time....now they get cranked and wanta tote guns........ ah well, so much for peace, love and far-freakin' out, man

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~~lost in you~~

Oh I got one Lixy....

A crib was what your baby slept in and today a crib is the place you live.

A rock used to be a diamond and now it's dope.

as a kid i used to play witha yoyo, now Yo Yo is a form of greeting

using reference to a country song to come up with these....sorry

You hoe'd a garden, not a street corner

Coke came in a bottle and was best out of a glass bottle with a straw, not off of a glass mirror with a piece of paper rolled up like a straw.

If your crack came out of your pants cops wouldn't arrest you, they'd just ask you to please pull up your pants. Speaking of pants, boys use to wear belts and they DIDN'T want their underwear to be showing.

A screw was a handy thing for holding up walls, not against walls (although a screw against a wall now isn't exactly a BAD thing, just different).

You'd blow out the candles on a birthday cake, or blow your hair dry, or the wind would blow the folding chairs over on the front porch. How did it come to be called getting blown anyway, its totally the opposite of blowing. If you actually blew, it would probably be painful or at the least, not pleasurable.

"down with" something use to mean you'd become ill...i.e. "She came 'down with' pneumonia.", "I think I'm coming "down with" the flu." People in the old days would stick a thermometer in your ass and force feed you chicken soup for saying "I'm down wid' dat"

Kids these days.....

Lixy moment...forgive me.

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