They really deserved this:

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

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"Marie Osmond" and "Tube Socks." LMFAO.

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gekkogecko,

Excellent! Thank you!

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Those were pretty funny!!!

LOL
Brings back memories of my grandmothers collection- wish I still had them.

Scottie McMULLETT??? LMAO

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Omg I shot water out my nose

That was freakin' hillarious!

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I fell over with Scottie MacMullet! what is really sad is that i have read most of the real novels that these were spoofs of.........*goes off and looks at personal library*...Yup there is a lot of Margaret Moore here....*sighs and picks up her copy of "Sex, Lies and Vampires" and goes and takes a bubble bath*.......

Ahahahaha, the mountie! ROFL

Get a room!

This book costs more in Canada!!!

OMGROFLMAOWTFBBQ

Lord of Hissy Fits....lmao

I dated that guy!

Those were hilarious.

No wonder my mother read all those books

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I love romance novels *LOL*....i've got boxes and boxes and boxes of them

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