11-06-2005, 01:26 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
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Describe a pussy for me.
Can you?
:jump:
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11-06-2005, 01:28 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
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Well its hairy...likes meat....has 4 legs and meows
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11-06-2005, 01:31 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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mine's hairy and also likes meat, but i think you should see a doc about the legs and meowing, alasse. i don't think it's supposed to do that.
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11-06-2005, 01:48 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alassė
Well its hairy...likes meat....has 4 legs and meows
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You forgot the tail
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11-06-2005, 10:44 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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OMG it's supposed to have hair!
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11-06-2005, 11:18 PM
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Just want to enjoy life!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Iowa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TinTennessee
OMG it's supposed to have hair!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-07-2005, 12:25 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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someone who's afraid to act
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11-07-2005, 01:54 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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a kind of willow
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We were born involved in one another.
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11-07-2005, 11:28 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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James Bond character, she was very pretty and rooted.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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11-07-2005, 11:36 PM
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Boobalicious Member
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a yellow submarine
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Reminds me of a joke:
Before sex: a beautiful blooming rose
After sex: A bulldog trying to eat milk gravy
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A mental mindfuck can be nice.
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11-08-2005, 12:02 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Arizona
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I like this little poem:
THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
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11-08-2005, 12:32 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Toronto
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Never hurt anybody!!
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11-08-2005, 10:46 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 547
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A four-legged eating, sleeping, and pooping machine.
(I have two of them.)
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11-09-2005, 02:35 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: England
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Navarre, you forgot purring, mewling, curtain climbing, couch clawing, bird killing, spider eating, shoe lace chasing, worktop prowling, NAUGHTY machine!
(I have two too.....and they're young!)
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11-09-2005, 09:51 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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That poem discribes it pretty good.
It'll be hard to beat.
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