Since Christmas is getting closer, I thought I'd better get my list out now in case you were thinking of getting me something.

One of these would be quite enough ...


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070912..._lamborghini_dc








PS ... I may need a little help on the insurance premiums, too.

Hmmmm, I believe I have an idea............

/me drives up to Michigan to visit with Boog, Soda and nutworld. While I'm there I take all of the empty soda cans I've got that would only get me a five cent refund here in Iowa and get ten cents each for them while I'm in Michigan! Yep, with smart thinking like that, I'll have a down payment ready to send to DB in no time!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

A better idea:

http://www.theonion.com/content/new...es_model_t_line

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It's ok i spose.....not as hot'n'sexy as the Countach Quattrovalvole 500S!!!

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The good news is if they gave you one, you could maybe sell it and buy two or three Countach Quattrovalvole 500S'.

First step is to get the Christmas present.