I was just reading the girl scout cookies thread and 1nutworld said he was going to go find him self a girl scout. The first thing that popped in to my head when reading that is I can see the head lines of his local paper now. At first I was just going to post the head lines in the thread but then I thought it might be fun to start a new thread where people can post the head line they might see.



from the girl scout cookies thread


Head line from 1nutworld's local paper reads "Man Arrested After Stalking Girl Scout claims he just wanted her cookies"

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it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Only a true pixies perv could come up with a cock-a-mamie story like that.


I mean who would believe a headline like that............

(Bail was only $500.)

The cookies are on order....coming by mail.

"In a Nutty World, One Nut Scouts Girls"

I gotta admit, I like that one DB!

"Girl Scout Found With One Nut."

roflmao^^

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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

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Yep, gotta admit that's pretty freaking hilarious! ( if not scary)