So a package arrived at my house and it thoroughly confused my mail carrier lady who says, "You are not really a bitch." and I said, "shhh don't tell anyone, I've got them all fooled."

Once I saw who it was from, I became alarmed...


This person has been known to send me dangerous packages in the past. One time there was even this foul smelling paste in a package. Someone told me that it was roo-poo???????????

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So I proceeded with caution only to find a lovely gift. And a more than typical reminder of exactly who I am.

Thanks PF for the lovely token of your affection. I can wear it right through my nip once I'm ready to change jewelry I'll be sure to get a pic of that for you

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

BTW- if you really want it back then you had best attend PAGANevada 2010 in Vegas!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Pagan2010.

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I can probably book flights and hotels already

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It may only be the 3 of us, but PAGAN must go on.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I just wanted you to see it. Send it back.



LOL
I never sent roo-poo to you, even though it WAS sent to me in large quantities. Enough to undercoat two cars and a van, resurface my driveway and waterproof a small cabin. I think there was a 115g jar. (a little bit of that goes a long way ) You must have gotten it with the Pixie Package a couple years ago. Our little gift EXCHANGE was something we were going to share at PAGAN-08 and never got around to. We'll have to save that for next year.

BTW- I only addressed that "Bitchmod, Florida". They seemed to know where to deliver it.

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Hmmfff...Roo Poo is good shit! MmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When i come visit UpOver, i'm bringing a case full of the stuff and taking home a case full of Reeces Cups *LOL* Excellent exchange i reckon

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Somehow I see a flaw in the exchange rate

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Knowing PF, there's probably embedded roo poo in the jewelry, timed to explode only after you're wearing it on your nipple.

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Not at all. You use the Vegemite to patch the hole in your tire so you can go to the store and buy the Reeces Cups.





(I undersand that LEFT HAND Aussie thinking now)

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