Last night I was pumping gas and recalled the last forecast for a low of 30F (-2C). I could tell it was cooler than that and sure as hell, when I got home it read 23F (-5C) and I started thinking about my body thermometer. For me, I can tell the second it gets above 70F (20C) and know where the 80F (27C) mark is. After it reaches 90F (32C) it's over. It is off my scale and could be 200 degrees. Going towards the survivable direction, my body seems to have reasonably accurate temp sensor steps. I can tell when it passed about each 10° marks from freezing, down to about 0F (-18C), then it's just bitter cold and off my scale.

What body sensors do you have that seem to be fairly reliable and are they as well defined as my thermo readings seem to be?

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MY nipples are hard ----- so its cold!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

My nuts disappearing into the cavern of my prostate usually is a good harbinger of Jack Frost blowing his icy farts!

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That'll ^^^ work too.

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I think PF is trying to tell me that it's wintertime in my Homeland and I have to go back to wearing panties.


My guage? Nipples, of course.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

It's REALLY cold when the hair in your nose freezes!!

I'm thinking I know it's really cold outside when I am walking around and I hear a noise coming from my crotch that sounds like wind chimes because my guys are frozen.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I know it's cold when I hear the brass monkey singing soprano.

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I have practically *no* temperature sense at all. It can be cold, it can be hot, I don't feel much of a change in temperature.

But don't try to sneak around me, and make any noise whatsoever, I'll hear you.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Same termperature, day and night, winter and summer.

A photo of a thermometer does the same job.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Experienced that ONCE in my life, during an rare double-digit below-zero (F) arctic blast that hit my fair city...our overgrown puppy had found a way over the fence, & I had found her one block away on a neighbors porch, & as I dragged the collie/german shepherd/horse? mix back to the house, I saw the ice crystals on her muzzle, & suddenly understood why I was breathing heavily thru my mouth...frozen snot had blocked my nasal passages...

As to my body sensors, they've been completely screwed up for the last 3-4 yrs now...the joys of life with diabetes issed:

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

You know it's cold when the local flasher gets caught describing himself to women.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not much good with the cold, and I haven't tried it lately, but I used to be able to give the correct time, plus or minus a couple minutes, no matter how long ago I last saw a clock.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

That's because you've always got your sundial sticking out!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

*snicker*