One story I have is that my lady and I were making love outside once on a nice summer night. I was so turned on. We were "talking dirty" to one another cuz I think that's soooo hot. In the heat of the moment, I whispered to her, "I want you inside me." (I meant to say "I want to be inside you.")

I once went for a walk with my ex. We wandered off the main path well out of site, but ended up on quite a steep hill.

One thing led to another and we started to make love.... her skirt up... my jeans down.

Trouble is... the grass was wet with the morning dew. as I slid down, full sex was briefly oral sex and then i was too far down. Several more attempts proved briefly unsuccessful.

As if this wasn't enough, on our final attempt, it turned out that there was a road on the other side of the valley. A fact we discovered when a bus went past.... a two deck bus with the top deck well over the top of the stone wall.

I'm suprised they didn't hold up score boards and award us points out of ten, lol.

Alan

The dog scratching at the bedroom door got me laughing one time.... imagining him saying "hey, what's going on in there"

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~Tainted Love~

Once me and an ex were going at it at his place, and his sisters dog decided my panties were a chew toy, while we were too busy to notice. So, we finished and both busted out laughing at the site of the dog in the corner chewing on em. Needless to say, I didn't want them back, so I just let the dog keep his new found toy

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov


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Nurse ~ Patient Story
Yes Sir
An Old Story of Mine
3 Guys & 1 Girl ~ Sounds like fun right
A New Short Story
Punishment Story

My wife and I used to be pretty adventurous. Lying in bed one night she asked if I felt like a blowjob, and who am I to turn down oral pleasures. She says how about we go out to the front porch. At this time we lived on a pretty busy street, right across the street from an apartment complex and less than a block from a University. She's just getting down to business when my brother, who was living with us at the time comes hopping out the front door, and says "you guys couldn't sleep either? I'm going to the Quik Trip for a pop you want anything?" I manage a no, and off he goes. The wife rolls over, and I pull up my boxers. Less than five minutes later my brother comes back up the front steps, and the wife and I can't contain our laughter. You could see the understanding dawning on his face, then he said "I interupted something didn't I". I just said yeah, and he told us he thought she was just resting her head in my lap.

More years ago than i care to remember, i met a very very dear lady friend. Despite being banned from going upstairs in th ehouse where she was staying... we naturally did... after all.... no reason why anyone would ever find out.

And so it was that the second i was in her room, i planted my lips on hers and some seriously hot kissing took over. Then wandering hands under her top.... then her top off and my lips decending to her breasts.

As my fingers fumbled with the button to her jeans i suddenly felt her tense. I whirled round.... and there... just through the window.... was the next door neigbour staring at us while trying to mend his TV ariel. Well, we both just threw ourselves down on the floor laughing. It didn't last long though because at that moment someone returned to the house leaving us trapped upstairs.

In the end, she dressed, went downstairs and made conversation while i slipped quietly away.

I still don't know if next door ever told on us.

Alan