Police: Drunk man tried to ’revive’ opossum
Associated Press

PUNXSUTAWNEY —

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

Awww hell no gut the thing take it home and make some modified Brunswick stew

Was it a good-looking dead opossum?

Did it lead him on?

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Good grief! Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them.

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