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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Holy crap!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Lilith,

And worth every penny – at least to someone!

This is the 240th anniversary of Christie's first auction.

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Eudaimonia

The real question is, why can't I get someone to pay an outrageous price for something I own?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Do you have a waffle that looks like Jesus?

It is a simply gorgeous dress.....but OMFingG!

Still, if it was the _magic_ dress that could make me look like the ever elegent Audrey I might just start taking out loans .