http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/

Was I living in the dark ages??? I want one of each!!!!!!!!!! Where is Santa when I need him???? I swear I have been a "good" girl!!!!

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If you just knew a guy who's handy with power tools (& that's a relationship I would think any single woman should cultivate), you could probably have your own Drilldo or Fucksall for a song...


(the song would be the sound of your moaning & sceaming )

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Dang!! really??? Consider it done!!!!

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Sorry to get your hopes up...I actually meant you should find a guy near you...

However, I may have to retire to the workshop for some...uh, research, yeh, that's right...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Well crap!!! See what you do to a girl?? You should be sorry, but I am looking forward to your "research"!

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It's a shame. I had a whole host of fucking machines videos on my computer, but I just did a great porn purge a few days ago.

I'm serious. And I don't think it would be too hard to jerry rig one. It's a pretty simple design, though I can't really verify their safety or comfort.

But maybe it's something I can put on my resume:

2008 Houston, TX
Got tired of making beer, designed and built a mechanical dildo that plugs into a 220 socket. Patent Pending.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

So, Shadozfire, tell us which ones you were wishing for???