10-08-2010, 03:05 PM
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Dare to Read, Dear
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Smart Car
If you say something stupid in a Smart Car.....
What happens?
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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.
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10-08-2010, 04:15 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Location: Tennessee
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Are you talking about the half a car thing? If you can get in it to say something stupid, nothing will happen. You can probably get where ever you need to go faster by flinstoning it. LOL.
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10-09-2010, 05:18 PM
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Registered User
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Location: North Australia
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Do you drive your station wagon to catch a train?
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11-01-2010, 07:45 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cellaphanepants
If you say something stupid in a Smart Car.....
What happens?
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I don't think you can speak in a smart car...unless the windows are open. There's no room for words.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-01-2010, 07:47 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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On a related note...they have come out with a smart truck!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-01-2010, 02:05 PM
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Manwhore
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Location: Pacific Northwest
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I'd like to have one of those... just for when people ask, "Hey, I'm moving this weekend, do you have a truck?"
Then I can bring that over and see the look on their face.
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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11-01-2010, 02:49 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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If there's a 4.0L in there, that would move! Of course it would probably flip over and roll down the hills quite easily too...but hey, ya can't have everything.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-01-2010, 02:52 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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But if you're looking for something built for speed, that isn't a tall balding Irishman, then you may want to try one of these...
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-02-2010, 04:18 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Wow! A rolling smuck! Now that would be worth seeing.
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