You posted that at 04:30 your time. THAT'S not morning and you shouldn't have ANY company.

Now you've got 29 guests watching OldFart and Me.

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Let them watch, PF.

We'll set a good example.

It's called Perving with Style.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

4:30 am is when you go to bed. Not wake up. You morning people make me sick.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

The early bird catches the worm, so I let them eat worms.

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No, the person drinking the tequila catches the worm. Which is why I drink Goldschlager.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

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Kurdish Badini Spede bash
Kurdish Sorani Beyani bash
Laotian Sabaidee

Well, Sabaidee to you Donai (Welcome to Pixies) and Sorani Beyani Base to all you other Pixies ... except, of course, those getting ready for bed ... in which case ... sweet dreeams.