...twisted. Post your favorites. Example:

he who lives by the mixed metaphor shall put his boot on the other foot!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

To be or more likely not to be isn't a question but a prediction.

A bird in the hand means less shit on your head

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

A journey of a thousand miles begins with you already worn out.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

To be or not to be ... those are the only possibilities.

He who is able to undo this know shall have a lot of rope left over.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.